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On Saturday someone told me that a film had come out wherein the twist was so unexpected that it might redefine the principle of cinematic narrative. This seemed like something that no film bod could or should resist. In between insomnia and drunkenness and exasperation the mutant butoh dancer dutifully went to check it out.

Tick any of these boxes if they redefine cinematic narrative as you know it:

Moody black and white footage.
An extended set piece scene.
A twist.
A beginning.
A middle.
An end.