aspect of a world, in pursuit of logic

So, the anteater said to the spaniel, there must be a reason why you are better at Latin than me.
So, the spaniel said to the car, there must be a reason why you are better at Monopoly than me.
So, the car said to the tennis racket, there must be a reason why you have better legs than me.
So the racket said to the desert, there must be a reason why your arias are more tuneful than mine.
So, the desert said to the Atom bomb, there must be a reason your shoelaces tie better than mine.
So the bomb said to the worm, there must be a reason you can hold your breath twice as long as me.
So, the worm said to the wok, there must be a reason you were on Countdown and I wasn't.
So the wok said to the burglar, tell me why you like raspberry ripple and I like coconut cream.
So, the burglar said to Tehran, what's the reason you beat me at squash?
So Tehran said to God, there must be a reason why I still can't make my mind up whether you exist or not.
So, God said to the phone, tell me the reason you're successful and I'm not.
So, the phone asked the lion tamer, what's the reason for despair?
So, the lion tamer asked the daffodil, what's the reason the world is shaped like a christmas pudding?
So, the daffodil asked the seagull, what's the reason for lies?
So, the seagull asked the confetti, what's the reason for tomatoes?
So the tomato asked the neurotic, there must be a reason we share the same taste in soft rock.
So the neurotic said to the clock, explain the reason why you keep on chiming.
So, the clock said to General de Gaulle, what's the reason for cheese on toast.
So, the General said to the angel, what's the reason for not committing suicide?
So, the angel said to the tube station, what's the reason for your lack of basic competence.
So, the tube station said to itself, what's the reason for my lack of basic competence.

Many concluded there was no reason.
Some concluded there was no such thing as reason.
Some scratched their heads, walked away, and decided to think again tomorrow.